inveniemus:

why do ppl look 10000% hotter to me when covered in blood

Oct 1st 6
Oct 1st 1259

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

Oct 1st 423479
done ©

I find it kinda funny, i find it kinda sad, the dreams in which i’m dying are the best i’ve ever had

Oct 1st 2813

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

Oct 1st 274392
  1. Britain: Excuse Me
  2. Netherlands: Excuseer me
  3. Mexico: Perdon
  4. Italy: Permesso
  5. France: Pardon
  6. Canada: Sorry
  7. America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
  8. Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
Oct 1st 570661
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Oct 1st 126
Anonymous asked:
selfie? you're soo cute

sorry, anon, if i look bad, but i’ve got a bad flu and all i can do is stay in bed and drink hot tea :c

Oct 1st 1

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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Oct 1st 578778

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

Sep 30th 392988
“Toxic masculinity hurts men, but there’s a big difference between women dealing with the constant threat of being raped, beaten, and killed by the men in their lives, and men not being able to cry.”
— Robert Jensen  (via internetexplorers)

Sep 30th 96875

mishasminions:

"After a rousing speech, his true weakness is revealed: He’s in love"

Sep 30th 26566

You were simply a broken man who did not know he was broken.

Sep 30th 305
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